Islamic New York City Ayatollah Mamdani says the city will resume clearing makeshift homeless encampments,which he previously criticized. He promised free stuff and will increase property taxes to pay for it all, after Albany told him to piss off.

My fortune teller feller says I will be buried in my home underground with the rest of the rats very soon. Think I will watch the Sound of Music and the first Smokey and the Bandit. I was going to fly away on my magic carpet, but it has a hole in it.