I get several of these every day. The message varies but the theme’s unchanged:
Your father needs me to write a check.

Please give him a message:
He’s badly screwing up. He needs to

• End the Ukraine war.
• End the Middle East war.
• Explain in simple terms what he’s going to do to stop prices from rising.
• Say simply that if we keep spending $7 trillion while taking in $5 trillion, the $2 trillion’s gotta come from somewhere.
  If we print it, more money means it’s gonna take more to buy what we’re buying now with less.
• Better describe the problems with healthcare. Show how Obamacare made healthcare free for 5 to 8 million Americans. How much it is costing to provide free healthcare for illegals.
  Explain how he’s going to address it.
• Eliminate all Chinese students in American universities.
• Lay out a better plan for young people to be educated in the trades.
• Explain what we’re doing in Venezuela.
• Get a better candidate for Senate in Ohio and in Michigan. They’re both going to ...

Admiral Alvin Holsey
Sir, thank you for everything in your service to God and County